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LAZERTITS!

WARNING! This post is NSFW. Also, stick around for the video at the bottom of this post.

As we mentioned in episode #12, Lazertits is an excellent resource for seeing lasers come out of tits. The frequency of post has slowed down a bit, but after personally talking to Lazertits, I can confirm that a relaunch is coming soon. Below are some of my favorite images, but if you would like to see more please visit lazertits.tumblr.com.

Nothing beats a phosphate and LAZERTITS!
Nothing beats a phosphate and LAZERTITS!

 

She was checking for lumps and tested positive for LAZERTITS!
She was checking for lumps and tested positive for LAZERTITS!

 

The perfect crossover image for our 12th episode.
The perfect crossover image for our 12th episode.

 

The LAZERTITS that this city deserves.
The LAZERTITS that this city deserves.

 

In the future police will not use guns. They will have LAZERTITS!
In the future police will not use guns. They will use LAZERTITS!

 

Wonder Woman's most powerful, but rarely used power, LAZERTITS!
Wonder Woman’s most powerful, but rarely used power, LAZERTITS!

 

Come with me if you want to LAZERTITS!
Come with me if you want to LAZERTITS!

 

The reason Lewis and Clark traveled west? LAZERTITS!
The reason Lewis and Clark traveled west? LAZERTITS!

 

The first Nathan's hot dog eating contest is still the best.
This would have made The Matrix trilogy much more interesting.

 

J.J. Abrams would be too focused on the lens flare to notice the LAZERTITS!
J.J. Abrams would be too focused on the lens flare to notice the LAZERTITS!

 

I can't process what is going on in this picture.
I can’t process what is going on in this picture.

 

Her nipples explode with delight.
Her nipples explode with delight.

 

And of course here is the video we saw while we were recording. If you ever wanted to see women blasting beams of energy out of their boobs at Gamera, you are in luck.

http://vimeo.com/61885366