WARNING: NSFW IMAGES. Seriously, don’t read this if you are at work.
In episode #3 I mentioned heart nipple tattoos and The Great American Challenge. Since Matt was a bit confused as to what I was talking about, I wanted to clarify on our site. This is what I meant by heart nipple tattoos:
The Great American Challenge I mentioned in episode #3 is a 15″ dildo.
Keep in mind, 15 inches is taller than a two liter bottle. Now I know what you are thinking, “Length is great, but everyone knows the ladies prefer girth.” This behemoth has a circumference of 7.54 inches. For those of you keeping track out there, this fake dong is thicker than a soda can.
Right now I want you to think of your favorite soda in an ordinary can. Now, I want you to think of your favorite can of soda and extend it to 10.7 inches (the usable length of this purple menace). Then think of that 10.7″ can of soda going inside your body. Any hole will do. How does that feel? Are your teeth grinding a bit? They should, otherwise you may not be a human being.
Sometimes, words only do so much to describe our physical world. To put it in a better perspective let’s place this feat of sexual engineering next to a real person.