The guys force down a bad-idea beverage over conversations about pain, college basketball, and productivity drugs in an episode sponsored by Danko’s Dreamcatchers.

The guys drink Nicki Minaj’s pathetic wine spritzer over some tasty conversation about the latest presidential candidate, alternative sex toys, and time travel in an episode sponsored by Black Market…

The guys drink a very tame wine cooler-esque monstrosity and talk gross co-workers, alternative dairy products, and pathetic jobs in an episode sponsored by Italian Stereotypes Pizza.

The guys discuss St. Patrick’s Day, selfish old ladies, and cyborgs in an episode sponsored by “That’s A Lotta Nuts!”

Wow, that got your attention… The guys discuss Mexican restaurants and complimentary swag over a beverage from the town of Douche in an episode sponsored by A+ Snuggle Parties.

The guys enjoy a worthwhile beverage for a change over some conversation about Matt’s awful Friday night DJing for borderline sociopaths, and Cullen reveals the freebies available in his most…

The guys get wasted on a disgusting cousin of Colt 45, discuss Matt’s manly new hobby, and granny’s weird license plate cover in an episode brought to you by the…

The guys talk about “butt chugging,” horses, and have a conversation with Kanye’s shriveled conscience over a highly alcoholic tea-infused beer in an episode sponsored by The Spammy Awards.

The guys discuss weathering the Chicago snow storm for the Big Game over a glass of wine approved by Ditka himself. They also explain why a personal habit of theirs…

The guys discuss the societal need for the male equivalent of Breastaraunts and their ideas therefore, as well as a conversation with the head of programming at The History Channel…

The guys talk adventure, time travelers, and archaic ettiquette over a beverage suitable for poor teenage decisions in an episode sponsored by Smell Good Perfume. Oh yeah, and here’s that…

The guys say goodbye to an old stand-by in the beverage category, hear from a listener who’s allergic to a recent drink featured on the show and discuss a teacher’s…

The guys discuss a would-be ill-fated romp in the woods, as well as question their public etiquette over a drink with too much kick for all the wrong reasons in…

The guys talk resolutions, notable gifts from this year, and uncomfortable pop stars over budget champagne in an episode sponsored by the Society for Rampant Hyperbole.

The guys enjoy a traditional holiday drink perhaps best forgotten over a discussion of bad Christmas gifts and an exclusive tell-all interview from a high-ranking elf from the North Pole…

The guys enjoy a lovely and decidedly ethnic ale and discuss public breastfeeding, an obnoxious pleasantry, and the inevitable Mama June sex tape in an episode sponsored by Uncle Bib’s…

The guys enjoy a hobo staple and discuss their hopes for Star Wars VII, the alarming consequences of competitive eating, and the UK’s response to sexual deviance in an episode…

The guys enjoy a seasonal shandy and talk about the new Star Wars teaser, reflections on another Thanksgiving with terrible family members, retro lingerie fashion, and Cullen seeing a movie…

The guys sit down to good, cheap wine and discuss sex in cinema, a terrific case of pet name innuendo, and general Thanksgiving dread in an episode sponsored by Life…

The guys attempt to make their own “Dewitos” in the studio with salty chips, soda and a blender. they discuss letting nerd flags fly, an internet sensation, and re-ignite an…

The guys celebrate a year with a hipster hobo dragon beverage. A dick pic tale pays dividends while adolescent sex ed stories are shared in an episode sponsored by Pachrym’s…

The guys drink Matt’s favorite flavor while recounting his experience of a possible paranormal emergency; Cullen expresses his concern for Matt’s lack of discretion in an episode sponsored by The…

The guys celebrate a milestone by enjoying their best seasonal brew yet (which isn’t saying much), offer some advice to a female listener who had an awkward sexual encounter, have…

The guys enjoy a poor excuse for a seasonal brew and discuss shitty jobs they’ve had, The Vatican’s connection to aliens, and what Star Wars 7 could potentially be about…